Birthday wishes to the one person who’s put up with my bullshit longer than any of you (if memory serves, I blew out that candle before you ever had a chance) (N.B. Still taller than you) (N.B. Check out the stems on mother, btw). Turning 30 meant I finally needed to grow up, maybe even be a man. Baby brother’s been a man for almost 10 years. Now he has the number to go with it. Happy 30th, Kiddo. Love you. Enjoy.
Post Script: Jeffrey Dahmer sends his birthday thoughts as well.